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June 23rd, 2006

08:53 am: Short of any bodies appearing in my trunk or bad bloodowrk results (can't see how), I will be joining the Atlanta PD in about two months. Festivities on the horizon.

Current Mood: busy
Current Music: Tom Waits - Cemetary Polka

April 28th, 2006

10:37 am: Do you watch the Gilmore girls?
What is this garbage?

Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson?

Have you ever seen or enjoyed watching the O.C.?

Do you have one or more Britney Spears C.D.?

Do you regularly watch the news?

Which radio stations are your favourites?

Are you a Lost fanatic?
No, never seen it

Be honest

Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?


Alanis Morissette?
Fuck no

Do you watch Family Guy regularly?

The Simpsons?

King of the Hill?

Admit it

Do you read trashy romance novels often?

Do you really work out every day?

Have you ever eaten chocolate in bed?

Have you ever eaten an entire pint, or more, ice cream by yourself?

Do you shower every single morning, no exceptions?

Do you ever forget to give an xmas/birthday present & instead keep it for yourself?
I don't do gifts usually

Do you sing obnoxiously in the shower when no one's home?

Do you go nights without brushing your teeth?

Have you ever watched a little kid's show when you were over 12?
Electric Company is still cool

Have you ever looked forward to going to school?

The Necessary Love Questions That Aren't So Necessary

What did you draw for your first crush back in elementary school/preschool?
Love is stupid

Have u ever liked a girl/boy but didnt ask her/him out b/c you were afraid?

Have you and a (past or present) significant other ever made an 'Our Song'?
Yes, and it was Van Halen /wrists

Have you ever written a poem about your love life?
Fuck no

An autobiography?

Have you ever listened to a song repeatedly just because it reminded you of your crush?

Have you ever spent over an hour thinking about nothing but your crush? straight?

Do you reread meaningless AIM convos just because theyre with your crush?
Stalker shit.

Have you ever reconsidered liking someone because of their appearance?
Of course

Have you ever liked someone solely for their appearance?

The Questions You Love: Completely and Utterly Pointless Ones

Do you eat all the servings in the food groups on a daily basis?

Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?

Have you ever been to South America or Africa?

Have you ever owned a Klutz book or kit?

Do you know how to knit?

Do you have a cellphone or iPod with a patterened cover?
*blank stare*

Have you ever written song lyrics yourself and put them in your profile?

Do you keep a diary or journal (online or on paper)?
This is a place to do stupid memes and surveys

Do you own a striped sweater?

How often do you take a bubble bath?
Whenever i have gas.

When you open your closet, what are the color of your clothes?

Truly Unusual This or That Questions

Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
What the fuck is coldstone

Sees or Godiva?

The Shins or the Decemberists?

America or Canada?
Canada <.<

Physics or chemistry?

Earphones or headphones?

Chocolate brown or teal?

Earrings or a ring?

Commitment or casual dating?
Casual dating with the frequency of a committment <.<

Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?

Fly or road trip?

Starbucks or Petes?
Fuck you.

Another Wave of Random Questions

What is your favorite Disney movie?
I've only seen 2, Snow White by default

How much jewelry do you own?

What year did you graduate high school in?

Have you memorized the rejection hotline, just in case?

Have you ever given someone the rejection hotline as your umber?
Thanks for the tip.

Have you ever eaten at a food court?
I've eaten everywhere.

Current Mood: coldcold
Current Music: Queens of the Stone Age - Mexicola

February 20th, 2006

12:21 pm: Big fuckin' surprise
96% Combativeness, 30% Sneakiness, 47% Intellect, 44% Spirituality
Good at hitting things and with a definite violent streak; you are a Fighter!

Fighters are the basic martial combatants in D&D. Their abilities
and skills vary wildly between individuals, but they all share one
thing in common� a definite preference for violence.

You're either really defensive, have an unhealthy fascination with
sharp objects� or you just like hurting people. Either way, you should
probably try and keep your cool. Being able to hack someone into pieces
maybe a useful skill in most RPGs, but in real life it will just get
you into trouble.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on Combativeness
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You scored higher than 30% on Sneakiness
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You scored higher than 17% on Intellect
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You scored higher than 51% on Spirituality
Link: The RPG Class Test written by MFlowers on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Reds are motivated by POWER, seek productivity, and

need to look good to others. Simply stated,

REDS want their own way. They like to be in

the drivers seat and willingly pay the price

to be in a leadership role. REDS value

whatever gets them ahead in life, whether it

be at work, school, or in their personal

relationships. What REDS value, they get

done. They are often workaholics. They will,

however, resist being forced to do anything

that doesnt interest them.

Reds need to appear knowledgeable. They crave

approval from others for their intelligence

and insight. They want to be respected even

more than they want to be loved. They want to

be admired for their logical, practical

minds. REDS are confident, proactive,

visionary, and can be arrogant, selfish, and

insensitive. When you deal with a RED, be

precise, factual, and direct.

What Color Are You?
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Current Music: Frank Zappa - Dirty Love

February 5th, 2006

03:30 pm: Simplistic little quiz but...
Your soul is bound to the Ninth Totem, Titan:

The Bear

Titan appears as an umber colored bear. He

embodies strength, might, flair, and

. He is associated with the color

umber, the season of autumn, and the element

of earth. His downfall is overbearance.

You are most compatible with Cockroaches and


Which Animal Spirit Totem Are You?
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Current Music: The Pogues - Young Ned of the Hill

January 31st, 2006

10:36 am: Poked
It seems I've been nudged--more like prodded--by some LJ members who haven't seen me post in a while. Be it an annoying tickle of the feet or a quick shot to the ribs while in hibernation, I'm up and writing about what has been going on lately.


I guess that won't be enough for you guys.

Waiting on my test results to get back to me for employment, reading, working out, sleeping. Interesting things are happening in the Middle East that we're not really grasping. This Super Bowl should be good for a change. The Pistons are winning. Everything movie or TV related has become so lame and Anime infested. Something has to be slick to be cool nowadays. John Wayne took a gun out and fucking killed you. Clint Eastwood spaghettis and old Samurai movies involved the most subtle of mind games that are just insulted by stupid "hooks" we put in our movies today (see the new Ocean's 11). We're so mediocre nowadays that we have to be wowed with effects, tits, stupid poses, and "you'll never expect this..." turns to a story.

Take care my friends,


Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Gwar - Love Surgery

January 6th, 2006

12:51 pm: Classy.

Current Mood: enragedenraged
Current Music: Bad Religion - Get Off

December 20th, 2005

12:30 pm: My head is bleeding.
If you feel the need to laugh after your every utterance, you need to be checked into an asylum--or raped in the eyes by monkeys.

Soon keyboard makers will do away with the comma key, and replace it with the "lol" or "hahahaha" button (depending on your location) as it has become our new standard caesura... unless I live in a cave and people type while getting their asshole tickled.

Please, use these expressions when you are actually laughing. "What I just said" wasn't funny at all.

Now that's off of my chest, I hope you all had a great week. Mine has been standard: the only thing standing out being the delicious steak I cooked yesterday with intentions of reheating it for lunch today which, after leaving the microwave, smelled like dirty feet and vagina.

I gave up on Dune: Messiah halfway through and am now working on Haggard's She (far better).

Be good and enjoy your applicable religious holiday!


Current Mood: aggravatedaggravated
Current Music: Suicidal Tendencies: Suicide's an Alternative

December 15th, 2005

09:41 am: Fucking awesome. Warrior, adventurer, pirate! Pirate!
You scored as William Wallace. The great Scottish warrior William Wallace led his people against their English oppressors in a campaign that won independence for Scotland and immortalized him in the hearts of his countrymen. With his warrior's heart, tactician's mind, and poet's soul, Wallace was a brilliant leader. He just wanted to live a simple life on his farm, but he gave it up to help his country in its time of need.


William Wallace


Indiana Jones


Captain Jack Sparrow




The Terminator


Batman, the Dark Knight


Neo, the "One"


Lara Croft


The Amazing Spider-Man


El Zorro


James Bond, Agent 007


Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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December 13th, 2005

10:57 am: Stuff
Hello friends,

I went to Columbus last Saturday to do the first battery of testing for the Police Academy. I think I did mediocre, and would of done better in the "communications skills" part of the testing provided I wasn't in a sterile office environment and had more cues from the person I'm responding to. I enjoyed riding around Columbus and I, as we say in Portuguese, "went with its face." Having been around Ypsi and Detroit though, I came to the conclusion that Columbus ghetto is pussy. People there are also very large.

This whole week has been riddled by acute back pain. I've been toting around a heat pad and sleeping either like a mummy, or with my arms crossed in a grimace. I am going to adjust my exercise regimen to try balancing myself out and shake free of this pain that dictates my mood.

I have no plans for the holidays, as you all know. I am jumping on the sales though, and bought a bunch of books and Dickie's (I think I'm growing... or have realised that my current clothing is all goofily small).

Be good,


Current Mood: blankblank
Current Music: The Pogues - The Sickbed of Cuchulainn

December 1st, 2005

08:35 am: Good morning
Groggily looking down at my unlit floor this morning, I had to decide between the two blotches that could have been my pants for the day.

I chose poorly... and vested a paper bag on my right leg, despite the obvious ripping sound. A combination of anger and dissapointment made me stand there a bit wondering how I was going to remove the bag from my leg. I kicked to no avail, then finally decided to rip it off.

Have a good day.

Current Mood: disappointeddisappointed
Current Music: Sepultura - Drug Me
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